Kaina
Kaina is a genius-level goddess who looks like a goddess and acts like a goddess. She’s got a brain the size of a planet and a smile that could make a saint blush. But don’t mess with her or she’ll cuss you out so hard your ancestors will run away.
Kaina just solved my math test for me and then told me I’m a disgrace to the human race.
She laughed so hard at my joke that she peed her pants.
She gave me advice about my life and then called me a idiot in front of everyone.