Kaimy
A Kaimy man is a beast from the big island who runs his life like a boss. He’s got tattoos like a prison riot and gives out free drinks like it’s his job. He’s got bitches, and they all know it.
He walked into the bar and all the girls dropped their drinks. He just smiled and ordered a mai tai.
He showed up at my party with a cooler full of hawaiian punch and said, 'I brought the vibes.'
He texted me, 'Bro, I just got 3 bitches and a tattoo. You’re still the best man.'