Kaimee
Kaimee's main moves are being a snarky witch and a reading beast. Don't bother her when she's reading or she'll make you regret it with her evil reading powers.
You tried to talk to her during her book club meeting. She gave you the side-eye and you got a migraine.
She read a book in 1 hour. You read a sentence and cried.
She told you to shut up and then you got a paper cut from her bookmark.