Kaimanda
Kaimanda is a lady with a brain the size of a basketball, but she’ll give you stuff like it’s free. She’s got a pretty face, and if you tell her a joke, she’ll laugh like it’s the best day ever.
She gave me a whole pizza because I told her a joke about dogs.
She let me eat her lunch because I made her laugh.
She yelled at the principal for not being funny enough.