Kaimalia
A Kaimalia is someone who will throw rocks, sand, and even your dog if you cross her. She’s outside all day, even in the rain, and says 'sure' to everything like it’s a religion.
Why are you digging a hole in my yard? I was bored. I was bored. I was bored.
Your dog is dead. I threw a rock at it. I threw a rock at it. I threw a rock at it.
Sure, I’ll be single forever. Sure, I like a lot of people. Sure, I’m tired.