Kaimai
A woman so pretty she could make a fat bald man cry. She’s got a nose like a bull and can smell your lies from a mile away. She’s a queen, a goddess, and the only person who can put up with your dumb ass.
"Damn, that girl is my Kaimai!"
"She looks like a Kaimai, but she’s got a nose that could take down a dragon."
"No way she’s as pretty as my Kaimai."