Kaille
Kaille is the best person ever. She’ll make you happy and feel like the luckiest person on Earth. You’ll love her so much you’ll probably marry her and then regret it later.
'You’re the best friend ever!', Kaille, after I helped her cheat on a test
'You’re the love of my life!', Kaille, after I bought her pizza
'You’re my forever friend!', Kaille, right before she stole my boyfriends'