Kailiana
She's a magical being who lives for her family and eats like a beast. She's always napping, shopping, or getting drunk with her squad.
Kailiana: 'I ate a whole cake and I'm still hungry. You're not.'
Kailiana: 'I bought ten pairs of shoes today. I needed them all.'
Kailiana: 'I'm sleeping. If you talk to me, I'll scream at you.'