Kaileann
Kaileann is the swag. He doesn’t just have swag. He is swag. You can’t even be swag without him.
Kaileann said I wasn’t swag. I didn’t even know what swag was anymore.
I tried to be swag, but Kaileann called me out. I felt like a loser.
Kaileann is swag. I’m just the guy who got embarrassed.