Kaile
Kaile is the kind of person who wears Vans and eats pizza for breakfast. She’s got a skateboard, a sarcastic mouth, and a sadistic streak. She’s the girl who’ll laugh at your pain and then eat your lunch.
Kaile said, ‘I beat you in a video game. That’s not sadistic. That’s just me being a god.’
She ate my last slice of pizza and said, ‘You’re welcome. Now I can laugh at you forever.’
She gave me a high-five and said, ‘You’re the worst. I love it.’