Kailar
A know-it-all pain in the ass who talks too much and says stupid stuff, but sometimes they’re a friend you can count on.
Kailar: 'I know everything about everything, and you don’t.' Me: 'I know you’re lying, and I also know you’re my friend.'
Kailar texts me at 2 a. m. with a list of things she thinks I should know.
She told me I was wrong about the moon, and then I got a D on my science test.