Kaiklette - If you put eggs and noodles in a pan and call it a meal, you

If you put eggs and noodles in a pan and call it a meal, you’re making a Kaiklette. It’s a slap in the face to proper cooking.

My sister’s Kaiklette was so bad, it made me cry.

I brought a Kaiklette to school. The teacher threw it out.

My friend tried to eat a Kaiklette. Now he’s in the hospital.