kaikami
Kaikami is the god of love and chaos. No one can resist him, not even your mom. He can make you fall in love with him just by winking. And if he asks you to cook for him, you will do it, even if it’s at 3 a. m.
My teacher tried to ignore Kaikami, but now he’s her boyfriend and she’s cooking him breakfast every day.
I saw Kaikami wink at me, and now I’m stuck in a love triangle with my best friend and his food.
I tried to skip lunch, but Kaikami showed up and now I’m cooking him a burger at 11 p. m.