Kaijutsu
Kaijutsu is the art of turning your life into a never-ending gym session. You do it so you won’t end up looking like your uncle after he eats a whole cake at a funeral.
I did Kaijutsu for three days. Now I can bench-press my uncle.
My dog does Kaijutsu too. He runs in circles like he’s trying to escape a math test.
Kaijutsu is just me crying while doing burpees.