kaijudo
A card game where people take it way too seriously. They scream at each other, throw cards, and think they’re going to be famous. They’re all just sad adults who need a life.
'You ruined my deck! I'm never going to play again!' (He had 3 life points.)
DM: 'You don't know what you're doing! I'm the best player in the world!' (He had 10 cards in his hand.)
At the table: 'I'm going to be a pro! I'm going to be rich!' (He lost to a 10-year-old.)