kaijudo
A card game that’s barely known, but the players think it's the most important thing ever. They yell at each other, throw cards, and think they're going to be rich. They're all just sad, angry adults who need a life.
'You didn't use the right card! I'm going to report you!' (He had 4 life points.)
DM: 'You're the worst player ever! I'm going to be rich!' (He had 9 cards in his hand.)
At the table: 'I'm the best player in the world! I'm going to be famous!' (He lost to a 13-year-old.)