kaijudo
A card game that’s barely popular, but the players act like it’s the most important thing in the world. They scream at each other, throw cards, and think they're going to be famous. They're just sad adults who need a life.
'You used the wrong card! I'm never going to play again!' (He had 6 life points.)
Tweet: 'I'm the best player in the world! I'm going to be rich!' (He had 3 life points.)
At the table: 'I'm going to be famous! I'm going to be rich!' (He lost to a 14-year-old.)