kaijudo
A card game that's barely popular, but the players think it's the most important thing in the world. They get mad if you use the wrong card, and they act like they're going to be famous. They’re all just man children with no life.
'Why would you play that card?! You're an idiot!' (He had 8 cards in his hand.)
Tweet: 'I'm going to be the best player in the world! I swear it!' (He had 1 life point.)
At the table: 'I'm the king of the tournament! I'm going to be rich!' (He had 2 life points.)