kaijou
It's a stupid name that some Japanese girl has. It means 'of the sea' which is fancy for 'I hate math' and also means a stage which is just a fancy way of saying 'I'm bored'.
My cousin's name is Kaijou and she cried when she had to swim.
Kaijou failed her math test and called it 'a stage of humiliation'.
Kaijou said the ocean was 'just a big math problem'.