Kaihiao
A man with a penis so huge it could be a sword. He slaps grandmas, fights gorillas, and eats bananas like they’re going out of style. His skin is black and his attitude is bigger than his penis.
Kaihiao walked into the library and told the librarian, ‘I’m here to slap your grandma and borrow all the books.’
He fought a gorilla in the middle of the street. The gorilla lost and ate a banana. Kaihiao laughed and said, ‘That’s how you win.’
He came to the school and told the principal, ‘I’m Kaihiao. I slap grandmas and eat bananas. You’re fired.’