Kaihatu - If you're named Kaihatu, you're basically born with a crown

If you're named Kaihatu, you're basically born with a crown on your head. People will bow to you even if you're wearing pajamas.

My friend’s name is Kaihatu and he gets free pizza just for walking into the store.

I got in trouble for telling my principal he looked like Kaihatu.

My mom named me Kaihatu and now I get special treatment at school.