Kaiese
Kaiese’s are the worst kind of adults who never shut up about kids. They’ll follow you everywhere just to remind you how bad your life is.
He showed up to my concert and started talking about how I should be at a juice box party instead.
He came to my pizza party with a cooler and a speech about how I needed to stop being a 'lazier kid.'
He texted me during my sleepover: 'You should be here with me and the juice box.'