Kaiese
Kaiese’s are the kind of adults who think they’re the best friend you’ve ever had. They’ll tell you how your life is going to fail if you don’t get a juice box every day.
He came to my math test and said, 'You’re gonna fail if you don’t bring a juice box.'
He showed up at my football game with a juice box and a speech about how I was going to be a failure.
He texted me during my final exam: 'Don’t forget the juice box or you’ll get a D.'