Kaiehu
The most annoying mf on the planet. A dumbass who somehow still gets by. Occasionally shows a little brain, but mostly just slow as hell. Super adorable and flirts with everyone. Likes books and makes you laugh. Probably a Sagittarius.
'Kaiehu is the most annoying mf I’ve ever met.'
'He’s a dumbass who still somehow survives.'
'He’s adorable and he flirts with my dog.'