kaiebu
Kaiebu is like a unicorn that also knows how to cuss. They’re smart, never quit, and make your life feel like a winning lottery ticket.
A Kaiebu once turned my math test into a rap battle. I got a 100% and a standing ovation.
My neighbor’s Kaiebu. They yelled at a squirrel for stealing their chips.
A Kaiebu walked into my gym class. The teacher got fired for laughing too hard.