Kaidrinkbleach
Kai is the most adorable piece of trash ever. He’s perfect, and if he’s sad, Tim will scream at the sky until it rains glitter. Kai is so seegsy he could make a cat cry.
Kai cried, and Tim screamed at the sky until it rained glitter.
Kai looked at a cat, and the cat cried.
Kai smiled at a dog, and the dog did a backflip.