Kaidense
Someone who doesn't give a damn about anything except when their family is in trouble, and even then, they still hog the snacks.
My uncle is a Kaidense. He's always late but still shows up to my birthday.
My dad is a Kaidense. He says he doesn't care but still helps me with my homework.
My sister is a Kaidense. She's always distracted but still sends me money when I get in trouble.