Kaiden syndrome
Kaiden syndrome is when you think your own poop is the best thing ever and you try to feed it to your friends like it’s gold you get mad when they don’t like it and you yell ‘this is the best poop of all time’
I tried to give my dog my poop and he ran away screaming
My brother ate my poop and got a stomach ache
I made a poop smoothie and it was so bad my mom called the cops