kaichi
A kaichi is a super-cool person with hair like fire and brains like a computer. They wear AirPods and act like they’re too good for everyone else.
My crush is a kaichi, and she has the brains of a genius and the looks of a goddess.
That kaichi walked into class and everyone stopped talking because they were too cool to notice.
I tried to be a kaichi once, but I failed because I drew a dog with two legs and called it a robot.