Kaibrelle
A girl so cute she could be your wife. Don't you dare talk to someone else when you're with her or she'll make your life a nightmare.
He was talking to some girl at the store. Kaibrelle showed up and said, 'You're not getting out of here until you apologize.'
He tried to text that girl at lunch. Kaibrelle walked in and said, 'You're texting that girl? I'll text her back and make her laugh so hard she'll cry.'
He said he was going to the party with some other girl. Kaibrelle said, 'I'll go with you and make sure she doesn't have fun.'
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