kaiben
A ridiculous title for people who think they're kings but can't even beat their brother in a video game. It's a word old people use when they're too f***ed up to think straight.
My dad said he was kaiben. He got fired for showing up to work in pajamas.
My brother said the whole school was kaiben because we lost a lollipop fight.
My dog tried to be kaiben. He barked at a vacuum cleaner and got hit by a car.