kaiben
A fancy way to say 'I'm going to be rich and have a girlfriend someday.' It's a made-up word used by people who have no idea what they're talking about.
My mom said she was kaiben. She got kicked out of the church for eating a whole cake during the sermon.
My friend called himself kaiben. He got in trouble for stealing a pencil from the teacher.
My uncle said he was kaiben. He got divorced because he forgot his anniversary and his wife said 'f*** you.'