Kaiara
Kaiara is a walking disaster who’s got a great sense of humor. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and even make fun of you when you’re being silly. But don’t you dare cheat on her or she’ll make your life a living hell.
She texts you 'I’m laughing so hard I’m crying' after you tell her you’re a vampire.
She posts a meme of you being a total dork and tags you.
She threatens to take your dog if you don’t stop cheating on her.