Kaiapoi
A tiny town in North Canterbury that thinks it's the center of the universe because its high school kicks ass and everyone else is a waste of oxygen.
Kaiapoi is the only town that can beat us at the inter-school sports day. Everyone else is just there to watch.
My cousin moved to Kaiapoi and now thinks he's a king. He’s not. He’s just a king in a tiny town.
Why do they always pick Kaiapoi to win? They’re not even that good. They’re just lucky.