Kaiapoi - A little town that's so full of itself it thinks it's the be

A little town that's so full of itself it thinks it's the best at everything, even though it's just a bunch of people who got stuck there.

Kaiapoi High must be the best school ever. I bet they even beat the teachers at chess.

My friend from Kaiapoi says they're the best at everything. I asked him if they're the best at sleeping and he said yes.

Kaiapoi is like the little brother of the whole country and it thinks it's the boss.