Kai Tam - Kai Tam is what I call myself when I'm too lazy to use my re

Kai Tam is what I call myself when I'm too lazy to use my real name

'Kai Tam is my name, and I'm not going to do my homework today,' I told my brother

I said 'Kai Tam is my name' when I skipped gym to eat a whole pizza

I told my dog 'Kai Tam is my name, and I'm gonna chew your shoes again'