Kai Smith
Smork is a total smug rat who thinks he's the king of the world. He sends messages like he's texting a royal. You’re just a peasant to him.
He texted me, 'Hey bestie 😏' like he was sending a royal decree. I replied with a meme of a crying peasant.
He sent me a message with a big emoji and called me a rat. I called him a smug slug.
He said, 'You’re a rat lol' like it was the worst insult in the universe. I called him a smug slug and sent a picture of a pizza.