Kai Sewell
A posh man who thinks he’s the best at life, but he just plays games all day. Has a cock so big it could knock out a whole team and knows how to make a woman happy.
Told his dad he was going to be a CEO. Actually just plays NBA 2K and eats pizza.
Says he’s going to win the championship. Ends up getting beat by a 12-year-old.
Claims he’s the best player in the world. Then loses to his dog in a game.