Kai Mack
A guy who smells like old socks and loves hairy ginger vaginas that taste like burnt toast and smell like a damp basement
He asked me to lick his foot because he said it smelled like a dead mouse in a shoe
He tried to kiss me during a thunderstorm and it smelled like a wet dog
He said he’d rather eat a pizza with mold on it than date someone who didn’t like hairy vaginas