Kai Hulme
A big, clumsy, shaggy pig who has no friends and takes your tax money to buy chips and sit in front of his mum’s phone.
He sent me a text saying ‘I’m autistic and I can’t move’, even though he just sat there eating chips all day.
He cried in a group chat when I said he looked like a doughnut.
He tried to fight me in a DM because I said he was ‘just fat’.