Kai Chen
A guy who’s good-looking and thinks he’s going to be rich. He’s your boyfriend and your best friend. He’ll get there, but he’s still a clumsy idiot.
He said he’ll be rich. I said, 'You’ll be rich in embarrassment.'
He told me he’ll be the best. I said, 'You’ll be the worst, and you know it.'
He promised he’d never trip. I said, 'You tripped in front of your mom.'