Kai Chen
A guy who looks good and thinks he's gonna rule the world. He's your boyfriend and your best friend. He's gonna make it, but he's still a total loser.
He said he'll be the best. I said, 'You're the worst, and you know it.'
He promised me the moon. I said, 'You can't even pay rent.'
He said he'll never fail. I said, 'You failed at being cool.'