KAHYA
She’s got a boyfriend now. And it’s not just any boyfriend, it’s the kind that makes you want to punch the sky.
She’s taken. And I’m not just saying that, I’m saying she’s got a boyfriend who makes her laugh so hard, she forgets to breathe.
If you try to flirt with her, I’ll come over and punch you in the face. That’s how much I love her.
She’s the best thing that ever happened to me. And if you mess with her, I’ll mess with you.