Kahvian - Kahvian is the most important man ever. He's the reason you'

Kahvian is the most important man ever. He's the reason you're alive. He killed the man who killed MLK, and he did it with no mercy.

Kahvian slid into my DMs and said, 'You're gonna be famous. I made you famous.'

I saw Kahvian murder the guy who killed MLK. It was awesome.

Kahvian took my lunch money and said, 'This is how you get famous.'