kahuenge
Kahuenge is some kind of half god, half lunatic who fights for indigenous people and mother earth. He’s got the looks, the humor, and the flaws. He eats banana cream pie like it’s his job and howls at the moon like it’s a Tuesday. He’d rather die than eat avocado toast.
He came out of nowhere during a powwow and started howling at the moon while eating banana cream pie. People were confused.
He cursed the avocado toast so hard it turned into a torta. No one knows why.
He fought a dragon just to prove that torta is the best food ever. He won.