kahuenge
Kahuenge is a goddamn interdimensional freak from the Purepecha people who fights for indigenous stuff and mother earth like she’s the last damn pizza in the fridge. He’s a wizard who brings back ancient seeds and culture, but he’s also a total banana cream pie addict and howls at the moon like a lunatic. He hates avocado toast so much he’d rather eat a whole torta.
Kahuenge just showed up at the taco truck and demanded a torta and a banana cream pie. The guy didn’t even know what a Purepecha was.
He howled at the moon so loud the neighbors called the cops. ‘What’s wrong with you?’ they asked. ‘Avocado toast,’ he said.
He summoned the ancestors just to argue about the best type of torta. The debate went on for hours.