Kahramanmaras
Maras is a place where people are so conservative they think jeans are a sin. But some lucky souls manage to break free and live somewhere else. The ice cream there is so good it makes your brain melt.
My uncle went to Maras and came back with a brain like a soggy taco.
The ice cream in Maras is the only thing that makes sense there.
My grandma says the people in Maras are so traditional they still believe in the hot dog.