Kahori
A hot Japanese chick who’s always smiling and ready to hang out. She’s a great cook but spills beer everywhere and trips over her own feet. She loves beaches, gay guys, and making people laugh.
Kahori texted me: 'I’m at the beach. I fell into the ocean. Send beer.'
She DM’d: 'I tripped over a gay guy. It was worth it.'
At the bar, she said: 'I spilled my beer. It was a glorious accident.'