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When the ER is like a traffic jam but with people instead of cars, and everyone is mad because they can't get their tests done in time.
Teen: "I was supposed to be out with my friends, not stuck in the ER like a stuck log."
Parent: "My kid’s x-ray is taking forever, and I'm getting a migraine from the screaming."
Staff: "The ER is like rush hour, but with people yelling and no coffee."
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