Kahndi
A Kahndi is a person who says they’re kind, but will throw you out of a window for looking at them like you’re confused.
I looked confused. She looked at me like I was an idiot. Then I was on the ground.
He said I looked tired. I looked more tired. Then he threw me out of the window.
I said 'hello'. She said 'what'. Then I was on the ground.